this thing is broken

or at the very least it could be improved

Swimming in a mountain stream really lives up to the hype.

Swimming in a mountain stream really lives up to the hype.

I’m just going to repost my favorite Instagram pics because I feel like some of them are under appreciated.

I’m just going to repost my favorite Instagram pics because I feel like some of them are under appreciated.

“None of those characters were software engineers. Software engineers are more helpful, thoughtful, and smarter. They’re weird, but not in the same way.”

Elon Musk giving feedback about the new HBO show Silicon Valley. The Re/code article is a good read and covers feedback from the actors and other Silicon Valley players that attended the premiere. Here’s a couple highlights from Musk in the article:

“None of those characters were software engineers. Software engineers are more helpful, thoughtful, and smarter. They’re weird, but not in the same way,” he opined. “I was just having a meeting with my information security team, and they’re great but they’re pretty fucking weird — one used to be a dude, one’s super small, one’s hyper-smart — that’s actually what it is.”

“The parties in Silicon Valley are amazing because people don’t care about how they’re perceived socially, which I don’t think Mike [Judge] got. Hollywood is a place where people always care about what the public will think of them … and the show felt more like that,” he said. “I’ve lived in Hollywood 12 years, and I’ve never been to a fucking good party.”

Musk reached for a bacon waffle and proclaimed that he would take Judge to Burning Man this year.

(via elonenthusiast)

I still want to catch this show because of the talented people involved, but Musk’s statements about it are awesome.

shelbysbutt:

"So we’re going to do a cute thing where we put little facts on our U Haul trucks, kinda a ‘promote tourism’ thing. Hawaii, you first." "Well, we were thinking something maybe surf relate -" "SLAVES!" "Sorry, Ontario, it’s not really your turn -" "SLAVERY PUT SLAVERY ON OURS WE DON’T HAVE SLAVES PUT THAT ON OURS AND CAN ALSO YOU LIKE DRAW A SLAVE REALLY MAKE IT CLEAR." "Uh, well..ok. Sure, I guess. Um, Hawaii?" "We’re…good, actually. Nothing for us."

Shelby Fero is funny.

shelbysbutt:

"So we’re going to do a cute thing where we put little facts on our U Haul trucks, kinda a ‘promote tourism’ thing. Hawaii, you first." "Well, we were thinking something maybe surf relate -" "SLAVES!" "Sorry, Ontario, it’s not really your turn -" "SLAVERY PUT SLAVERY ON OURS WE DON’T HAVE SLAVES PUT THAT ON OURS AND CAN ALSO YOU LIKE DRAW A SLAVE REALLY MAKE IT CLEAR." "Uh, well..ok. Sure, I guess. Um, Hawaii?" "We’re…good, actually. Nothing for us."

Shelby Fero is funny.

The 9 Rungs of Pretentious Buddhism According to Roderick on the Line »

spacecowboywhit:

1. Egolessness
2. Pissing from the high ground
3. Acting all fancy
4. Talking about vegetarianism
5. Watch the river
6. Don’t watch the river
7. First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, and then there is a mountain.
7. Paradox
7. There is no 7
8. You do not talk about fight…

I wanted to write this myself but was drinking at the time. But ROTL rules so listen.